Why in 2015 is being a bimbo a legitimate and good option? Am I crazy? As a woman, a mom, and a wife who is well provided for, as an ex-attorney with prestigious degrees from two universities…why do I think that being a bimbo is an okay thing? Why do I think it is in fact good? And why have I become a bimbo?
The reason bimboism is good for society and for people is that it creates a realistic path to happiness for many women. Right now there are (broadly speaking) really only two life philosophies women follow in America, one being feminism, the other I call “Christian momism”. The trouble with feminism is that while pretty much everyone follows it now, it only creates a path to happiness for the small percent of women who are essentially going to pursue masculine ventures and careers, the 1% elite of women who want to be lawyers, doctors, business people, etc. and who will be able to both afford day care or a nanny and have a fulfilling career. Feminism as I’ve said before is totally elitist and should be called “manism” because it funnels all women into traditionally masculine endeavors. Here’s the key: most women get a bad deal from feminism. They wind up feeling inadequate. It establishes unrealistic expectations, tears us away from our husband and children, and makes most of us feel like unhappy failures, which is why so many American women between 30 and 50 are on antidepressants. Feminism calls for women to do something we are not really inclined to do and calls us a failure if we don’t succeed at that, even if we were great moms and wives. Again, that only works for the women of Yale Law School. It doesn’t work well for women in general.
By the way, more and more of success depends on math and science these days and I know this is controversial but that makes it even worse for us because we women are definitely worse at math and computers than men and anyone who disagrees just hasn’t been to school. I don’t know what to say. I went to an Ivy League college (majored in English) and I can tell you that of the people in my class who made a lot of money all of them are men. Because English majors don’t invent billion dollar startups. Maybe occasionally one of us will write Harry Potter or something or be a successful litigator, but my point is that “success” opportunities are shifting even more in the male direction, leaving us, under feminism, to feel more and more like failures. Cue the cocktails and antidepressants.
Christian momism is fine. I’m fine with it. But not everyone is going to go there. Honestly the Christian moms I know are very happy so I recommend it as a lifestyle. I’m not sure it’s actually incompatible with bimboism. You can get a good husband if you’re a pretty Christian mom.
Everyone wants to be good at things and to make a positive contribution. That’s what people want. Bimboism rewards people, women, for doing stuff that most of us can definitely do. And it’s fun and unique – it calls on us to do things that we as women are uniquely able to do. The bimbo spreads happiness, not stress. She is committed to pleasure and joy. She’s positive. And she’s taken care of.
No one is 100% bimbo all their lives. You’re likely to be a mom. You won’t be a bimbo mom, you’ll be a committed, positive, nurturing mom. And for a while being a mom is a full time thing, or nearly so. But until you’re a mom you can be a bimbo. And then after a little while, mom duties tend to relax just a little and you can become a more full time “bimbo wife,” which can last for quite a while.
What is all this “being a bimbo” though? What is it? I would say that the bimbo is like the masseuse of life, the ingredient that makes everything more pleasant. The world needs some people to be hard – policemen, analysts, coal miners, soldiers, scientists, litigators, etc. But the world can’t be happy if everyone is hard. The world needs some lubricant, and it needs some people to be soft…and fun. It needs some people to be pretty and laugh at jokes. That’s the bimbo.
And men benefit from having someone who cares about them. It certainly helps. It inspires them if someone is committed to them. It is an honor for them that someone would commit themselves to them. This leads to a happy marriage because we are each giving the other something important. When our roles are unclear and we are trying to do the same thing, it leads to confusion and frustration. The bimbo wife cares for her husband. She is committed to him. He takes care of her.
So why a “bimbo” though? Why not just be a mom who is committed to her husband? There are four parts to this: pretty, light, submissive and sexual. You could just be a committed mom. But bimboism asks for something a little more, a little different in terms of how you present yourself and interact with your husband. First, you stay attractive. Bimbos don’t let themselves go. Bimbos tend to emphasize their fun, feminine, sexual aspects, like big boobs, as a way of celebrating their commitment, their sexuality and the difference between men and women. Big boobs are honestly the new lipstick – it’s just a sign that you care and that you are fun. Second, you keep it light. Remember, bimbos make the world more pleasant. When he gets home, when there is a dinner party, whenever…someone needs to not be thinking about work or Vladimir Putin or the stock market or Ferguson. Life is hard if there are no breaks. Bimbos provide the breaks. Life can’t be that bad with a smile, a beer, a laugh, and a big pair of boobs around, right? Thirdly, submissive. If you’re playing your roles right, it won’t come up a lot but bimbos tend to be deferential. Our lives are not intellectual journeys they are journeys of love. As a bimbo I am going to provide assistance where requested but on the whole leave the major analysis and decisions to my husband. Finally, sexual. Sex is important to everyone, men especially. Bimbos are committed to fulfilling all their man’s desires. It is part of the official job description. A bimbo will work to be his sexual fantasy and to do everything he may fantasize about. Honestly, it works out pretty well for the man and the wife. :)
Being just a mom and wife is okay but what with washing machines and so on :), it’s kind of limited, especially as the mom duties decline. Just being a wife gets narrow. But being a great bimbo provides an ongoing challenge. Being a bimbo gives you something to be great at that is important (to your life, to your husband’s life, to society somewhat). So it is fulfilling. Think about it. Yoga, tennis, makeup, manicure, pedicure, power smoothie, boob job, laser treatments, shopping. It’s good to be pampered and it feels good to be an honor to your husband and to be a fun and fantastic bimbo. As a bimbo, you’re celebrating life, not just getting through it. You’re pushing the idea of a vacation to Mexico, you’re mixing cocktails and laying out in the sun, you’re available for that illicit blowjob in a semi public place. You’re living a life of fun, making his life and your life together much better.
Normal women can be happy bimbos but they cannot be completely fulfilled happy feminists. If you’re a woman, you can almost certainly be great at this and it’s just out there waiting for you. Have a laugh, sister. Let’s make ourselves happy and the world more fun. :)
Bimbo / Genius. Someone has found the secret of a happy life.
Well said about Bimboism. Not every female is cut out to be a BDSM slave like I am to my Master. But, every woman can be a legitimate Bimbo and be very happy. This is the best non-fetish argument for the advancement of all females. Bravo, sister.
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